And how about other clever names for dumping or going #2 like..........

 

Drop a duece

Pinch a loaf

 

Any other colorful terms in your world?

 

And yes I am a right after lunch guy.

This happens to be a favorite subject of mine. I have a full library next to the throne. I carry TP in my truck,car,boat,barn and back pocket. Also have fallen logs and special flat rocks in the creek that I use on the way to my tree stands. I have written many songs on this vitally important subject. One goes something like this. I'd rather poop by the side of the road, than look around for a public commode. There might be some poison ivy there, but I won't have crabs in my underwear. I might have to wipe myself with leaves, but I won't get any funky disease, I'd rather poop by the side of the road, than look around for a public commode...... Doggy excrement is also a favorite subject to write songs about.:lol:

Just some visual motivation to keep this thread "going".

 

Why is this thread still open?

Because the thread isn't complete until The Deuce makes a visit

Because the thread isn't complete until The Deuce makes a visit

 

:notworthy:

Because the thread isn't complete until The Deuce makes a visit

Perfect! :lol:

And how about other clever names for dumping or going #2 like..........

 

Drop a duece

Pinch a loaf

 

Any other colorful terms in your world?

 

And yes I am a right after lunch guy.

 

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl

Making room for dinner

Dispensing soft-serve