OK, I HAVE TO CONFESS BEFORE ROCKMOM KILLS ME

 

Rockmom didn't really start this thread.

 

We framed her just to see her reaction. :lol:

 

 

Thanks for playing along everyone, but come on, did anyone really think rockmom would post about her #2 habits? :eyeonyou:

 

 

Now I am just worried about the revenge she will seek. :scared:

So do I still need to post my test results? :confused:

OK, I HAVE TO CONFESS BEFORE ROCKMOM KILLS ME

 

Rockmom didn't really start this thread.

 

We framed her just to see her reaction. :lol:

 

 

Thanks for playing along everyone, but come on, did anyone really think rockmom would post about her #2 habits? :eyeonyou:

 

 

Now I am just worried about the revenge she will seek. :scared:

Man! You pulled the plug way too soon! :ohbrother:

Man! You pulled the plug way too soon! :ohbrother:

 

Are you talking about skidmarks? :idunno:

After I eat Waffle House!

I believe the preferred nomenclature is "power dumper".

 

:laugh:

OK, I HAVE TO CONFESS BEFORE ROCKMOM KILLS ME

 

Rockmom didn't really start this thread.

 

We framed her just to see her reaction. :lol:

 

 

Thanks for playing along everyone, but come on, did anyone really think rockmom would post about her #2 habits? :eyeonyou:

 

 

Now I am just worried about the revenge she will seek. :scared:

:lol:

 

:clap:

Since we're on the subject, I tell you what I don't like very well. Doing my business on the handicap toilet. I usually only take that route if it's the only one available, I always have an uneasy feeling (no pun intended) that a dude in a wheelchair will roll up on me bangin' on the door.

Anywhoooo, I have to tiptoe to touch the floor on some of those toilets because they are so high. I guess what I'm saying is that I prefer to be flatfooted when on the throne.

Since we're on the subject, I tell you what I don't like very well. Doing my business on the handicap toilet. I usually only take that route if it's the only one available, I always have an uneasy feeling (no pun intended) that a dude in a wheelchair will roll up on me bangin' on the door.

Anywhoooo, I have to tiptoe to touch the floor on some of those toilets because they are so high. I guess what I'm saying is that I prefer to be flatfooted when on the throne.

 

Tiptoe, or toe-tap? Would you be referring to the "Astaire", by any chance???

Tiptoe, or toe-tap? Would you be referring to the "Astaire", by any chance???

Nope, short legs, however, that link is hilarious.

Nope, short legs, however, that link is hilarious.

 

I laugh out loud almost every time I read the "escapee" definition and its reference to the sudden wave of panicked embarrassment, similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. :lol: :clap:

I'll just say, IBS sucks! :irked:

I'll just say, IBS sucks! :irked:

I'd say it blows.

Ok. How bout funny things you have heard #2 called?

 

For example:

 

Dropping the kids off at the pool?

 

What about "praire dogging"?

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd say it blows.

 

Not always. :ohbrother: