True story of a statement a Nurse SHOULD NOT have made.

 

I was in the hospital with a kidney stone. As usual, I was severely dehydrated and finding a vein under those conditions is difficult for the best when it comes to me.

 

They stabbed me 7 times only to fail each time.

 

Finally, this attractive nurse who is working on me says (in front of my wife), "If I don't get it to work this time I'm going to crawl in that bed with you and make a vein rise up." :eek::scared:

 

 

It was not a good thing to say in front of my wife because she just about went after her. I was in too much misery to care.

:lol:

I had an incident when I was younger, and getting my DOT physical when I was working for Ashland Inc. The nurse did a complete physical on me, asked me tons of questions, and only after I had dropped my drawers for the hernia check, did she ask " Are you related to Jack Walter"? (which was my father) After I responded that I was in fact his son, she came back with a "I can see the resemblance." Both my mom and dad died laughing after hearing the story. :lol::lol:

I had an incident when I was younger, and getting my DOT physical when I was working for Ashland Inc. The nurse did a complete physical on me, asked me tons of questions, and only after I had dropped my drawers for the hernia check, did she ask " Are you related to Jack Walter"? (which was my father) After I responded that I was in fact his son, she came back with a "I can see the resemblance." Both my mom and dad died laughing after hearing the story. :lol::lol:

 

Beautiful.

I had an incident when I was younger, and getting my DOT physical when I was working for Ashland Inc. The nurse did a complete physical on me, asked me tons of questions, and only after I had dropped my drawers for the hernia check, did she ask " Are you related to Jack Walter"? (which was my father) After I responded that I was in fact his son, she came back with a "I can see the resemblance." Both my mom and dad died laughing after hearing the story. :lol::lol:

 

 

:lol: How funny is that! :notworthy:

Was the nurse good looking?

 

It took way too long for someone to ask this question.

As a nurse I can tell you that I have heard/seen it all (almost...occasionally I am surprised). That would certainly NOT have been inappropriate as we understand the need to relieve a little stress/tension/embarrassment.

 

I cant imagine anyone being offended at a remark like that. I would have laughed and offered some kind of comeback line.

As a nurse I can tell you that I have heard/seen it all (almost...occasionally I am surprised). That would certainly NOT have been inappropriate as we understand the need to relieve a little stress/tension/embarrassment.

 

I cant imagine anyone being offended at a remark like that. I would have laughed and offered some kind of comeback line.

 

Nurse says: "Drop your pants"

 

You say "Don't laugh it's cold in here."

 

Nurse says: ______________________________(fill in the blank)

Only if you want to face sexual harrassment charges! :lol:

 

That's what I was thinking! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

I had my appendix removed about five years ago by a very attractive doctor (think the Dr's you see on TV shows). My whole family is in the room when I'm first waking up and the doctor who performed my surgery was talking to me about it. She was commenting on where my scars were...as I check them out I realize that it was awful close...without missing a beat I comment, "so, you got to second base"?

 

My brother and Dad had to leave the room they were laughing so hard...Grandparents weren't nearly as impressed.

I have a funny story but just can't bring myself to post on here. :lol::lol:

I have a funny story but just can't bring myself to post on here. :lol::lol:

Chicken!

Chicken!

 

Send me a pm and I will tell you.

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!

 

The ole George Costanza excuse. :laugh:

I have a funny story but just can't bring myself to post on here. :lol::lol:

 

Same here. Mine was wrong on many levels... :lol:

Nurse says: "Drop your pants"

 

You say "Don't laugh it's cold in here."

 

Nurse says: ______________________________(fill in the blank)

 

Lot of guys freeze in here all day, not to worry!