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Here's a video of the lady and her attorney on the Today Show. I'm guessing the piece that was defective was the metal heart that appears to be on the waistband.

 

I'm not a thong wearer so I have to ask. Is that the front or the back of the thong? I would guess the back which makes me wonder how it got her in the eye.

 

That's not what your friends are saying. :D

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I'm not as hip to the current music scene as Rockmom. So here's a version for you old fogies out there:

 

The Thong Song

 

[To the tune of (Hey Won't You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song by B.J. Thomas]

 

 

I’m chubby, and it’s tight

But I thought I might look sexy in this new thong

Then my eye got hurt playin’ thong pong

 

Hey, wontcha pay, because I…somehow put on my tiny thong wrong

You made me write this song, ‘cause I’m a greedy baby, just a greedy baby

 

So please pay to me, even though I’m chubby as can be

So fat that it makes every seamstress pry-y-y-y

I’m hurt and it’s wrong, that metal flew off my thong

and I don't want to take out a loan

 

Hey, wontcha pay, because I…somehow put on my tiny thong wrong

You made me write this song, ‘cause I’m, a greedy baby, just a greedy baby

 

So please pay to me, even though I’m chubby as can be

So fat that it makes every seamstress pry-y-y-y

I’m hurt and it’s wrong, that metal flew off my thong

and I don't want to take out a loan

 

Hey, wontcha pay, because I…somehow put on my tiny thong wrong

You made me write this song, ‘cause I’m, a greedy baby, just a greedy baby

 

(Hey) wontcha pay (wontcha pay), because I…somehow put on my tiny thong wrong

You made me write this song, ‘cause I’m a greedy baby, just a greedy baby

 

(Hey) wontcha pay (wontcha pay), because I…somehow put on….

 

FADE

 

 

 

 

(Hey Won't You Play)Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song

Performed by B. J. Thomas

Words and Music by Chips Moman and Larry Butler

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I'm not as hip to the current music scene as Rockmom. So here's a version for you old fogies out there:

 

The Thong Song

 

[To the tune of (Hey Won't You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song by B.J. Thomas]

 

 

I’m chubby, and it’s tight

But I thought I might look sexy in this new thong

Then my eye got hurt playin’ thong pong

 

Hey, wontcha pay, because I…somehow put on my tiny thong wrong

You made me write this song, ‘cause I’m a greedy baby, just a greedy baby

 

So please pay to me, even though I’m chubby as can be

So fat that it makes every seamstress pry-y-y-y

I’m hurt and it’s wrong, that metal flew off my thong

and I don't want to take out a loan

 

Hey, wontcha pay, because I…somehow put on my tiny thong wrong

You made me write this song, ‘cause I’m, a greedy baby, just a greedy baby

 

So please pay to me, even though I’m chubby as can be

So fat that it makes every seamstress pry-y-y-y

I’m hurt and it’s wrong, that metal flew off my thong

and I don't want to take out a loan

 

Hey, wontcha pay, because I…somehow put on my tiny thong wrong

You made me write this song, ‘cause I’m, a greedy baby, just a greedy baby

 

(Hey) wontcha pay (wontcha pay), because I…somehow put on my tiny thong wrong

You made me write this song, ‘cause I’m a greedy baby, just a greedy baby

 

(Hey) wontcha pay (wontcha pay), because I…somehow put on….

 

FADE

 

 

 

 

(Hey Won't You Play)Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song

Performed by B. J. Thomas

Words and Music by Chips Moman and Larry Butler

 

 

 

Oh my GOSH!!!! You're killing me!!!!

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I'm not as hip to the current music scene as Rockmom. So here's a version for you old fogies out there:

 

The Thong Song

 

[To the tune of (Hey Won't You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song by B.J. Thomas]

 

 

I’m chubby, and it’s tight

But I thought I might look sexy in this new thong

Then my eye got hurt playin’ thong pong

 

Hey, wontcha pay, because I…somehow put on my tiny thong wrong

You made me write this song, ‘cause I’m a greedy baby, just a greedy baby

 

So please pay to me, even though I’m chubby as can be

So fat that it makes every seamstress pry-y-y-y

I’m hurt and it’s wrong, that metal flew off my thong

and I don't want to take out a loan

 

Hey, wontcha pay, because I…somehow put on my tiny thong wrong

You made me write this song, ‘cause I’m, a greedy baby, just a greedy baby

 

So please pay to me, even though I’m chubby as can be

So fat that it makes every seamstress pry-y-y-y

I’m hurt and it’s wrong, that metal flew off my thong

and I don't want to take out a loan

 

Hey, wontcha pay, because I…somehow put on my tiny thong wrong

You made me write this song, ‘cause I’m, a greedy baby, just a greedy baby

 

(Hey) wontcha pay (wontcha pay), because I…somehow put on my tiny thong wrong

You made me write this song, ‘cause I’m a greedy baby, just a greedy baby

 

(Hey) wontcha pay (wontcha pay), because I…somehow put on….

 

FADE

 

 

 

 

(Hey Won't You Play)Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song

Performed by B. J. Thomas

Words and Music by Chips Moman and Larry Butler

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

Nicely done, BF!

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