A zombie just walked into the room you are currently in...

[Randy Parker]

What is near you that you would grab to use as a weapon? (If you carry a firearm, let's pretend for some reason you're not carrying.)

 

I don't have a lot of options, but probably a little desk lamp I have right here. In short, I'm going to die. :lol2:

 

Let's hear what you have to say.

 

 

(I saw this on Reddit, so it's not original with me)

[theguru]

I am sitting within two feet of two firearms, two knives, and a special surprise.

[Voice of Reason]

I am sitting within two feet of two firearms, two knives, and a special surprise.

 

Make sure you knock loudly and announce your presence when you deliver that package Mr. Fedex.

[MJAlltheWay24]

I'm probably screwed. Maybe a stapler or scissors.

[Jumper_Dad]

We have some ceramic tile coasters that I could fling like a ninja throwing star.

 

I also have a high speed lead injector that is always within reach of my recliner.

[dmh115]

I am sitting within two feet of two firearms, two knives, and a special surprise.

 

My kind of house. I'd much rather have my weapons and not need them than need them and not have them.

[TTS_JF]

Like others I'm done for... stapler, laptop, etc.

[Getslow]

Classic, Romero-style slow zombies or fast zombies?

 

If it's the former, I think I can smash one's head in with the massive printer by my desk.

 

If it's the latter, I'm toast.

[Randy Parker]

and a special surprise.

 

BGP Leg Lamp?

[Randy Parker]

Maybe a stapler or scissors.

 

We have some ceramic tile coasters that I could fling like a ninja throwing star.

 

stapler, laptop, etc.

 

 

[Randy Parker]

Classic, Romero-style slow zombies or fast zombies?

 

If it's the former, I think I can smash one's head in with the massive printer by my desk.

 

If it's the latter, I'm toast.

 

I was thinking of the slow ones for the reason you just stated. If it's a fast one, I'm lunch for Mr. Zombie.

[theguru]

BGP Leg Lamp?

 

A very large sex toy. :bunny:

[nkypete]

I would use my deadly charm.

[SnottieDrippen]

The belt from the pants around my ankles and a fresh aroma.

[Randy Parker]

A very large sex toy. :bunny: