What is near you that you would grab to use as a weapon? (If you carry a firearm, let's pretend for some reason you're not carrying.)

 

I don't have a lot of options, but probably a little desk lamp I have right here. In short, I'm going to die. :lol2:

 

Let's hear what you have to say.

 

 

(I saw this on Reddit, so it's not original with me)

I am sitting within two feet of two firearms, two knives, and a special surprise.

I am sitting within two feet of two firearms, two knives, and a special surprise.

 

Make sure you knock loudly and announce your presence when you deliver that package Mr. Fedex.

I'm probably screwed. Maybe a stapler or scissors.

We have some ceramic tile coasters that I could fling like a ninja throwing star.

 

I also have a high speed lead injector that is always within reach of my recliner.

I am sitting within two feet of two firearms, two knives, and a special surprise.

 

My kind of house. I'd much rather have my weapons and not need them than need them and not have them.

Like others I'm done for... stapler, laptop, etc.

Classic, Romero-style slow zombies or fast zombies?

 

If it's the former, I think I can smash one's head in with the massive printer by my desk.

 

If it's the latter, I'm toast.

and a special surprise.

 

BGP Leg Lamp?

Maybe a stapler or scissors.

 

We have some ceramic tile coasters that I could fling like a ninja throwing star.

 

stapler, laptop, etc.

 

 

Classic, Romero-style slow zombies or fast zombies?

 

If it's the former, I think I can smash one's head in with the massive printer by my desk.

 

If it's the latter, I'm toast.

 

I was thinking of the slow ones for the reason you just stated. If it's a fast one, I'm lunch for Mr. Zombie.

BGP Leg Lamp?

 

A very large sex toy. :bunny:

I would use my deadly charm.

The belt from the pants around my ankles and a fresh aroma.

A very large sex toy. :bunny: