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I worked with a guy who used to say, "It's hotter than a hooker's doorknob on nickle night." That one always made me smile.

 

And the expressions doesn't exactly have the same meaning, but after a long, hot stretch without rain, I've also heard it said that, "It's drier than a popcorn fart." That one gets a chuckle out of me too.

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It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

 

It's hotter'n the devil's armpits.

 

It's so hot, grandpa fed ice cubes to the chickens so they wouldn't lay hard boiled eggs.

 

It's hotter than young love on a park bench.

 

It's hotter than a Sriracha enema.

 

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