Some of you guys need to turn in your man card. Peeing sitting down? Do you wipe your little vaginas when your done?

E) Lying down - light off.

 

The Four Ages of Man

 

First you forget names.

Then you forget faces.

Then you forget to pull your zipper up.

Then you forget to pull your zipper down.

I hope that I will never see,a time that I must sit to pee.

Standing, lights off, nightlight on.

Standing, can't believe this is even a question.

Standing always, light off. My aim is perfect...............sometimes. :lol2:

 

However, I have one caveat, the light ALWAYS comes on when I have to go and Mr. Johnson is standing at attention. Sometimes I just go directly to the deck. :lol:

Standing always, light off. My aim is perfect...............sometimes. :lol2:

 

However, I have one caveat, the light ALWAYS comes on when I have to go and Mr. Johnson is standing at attention. Sometimes I just go directly to the deck. :lol:

 

BIG BLACK JACK, Bluto, NamecipS, NEERFAN, sumoroyal, sweet16, TAC, Watusi...

 

SMH at all of you.

BIG BLACK JACK, Bluto, NamecipS, NEERFAN, sumoroyal, sweet16, TAC, Watusi...

 

SMH at all of you.

 

Zombie status in the 'wee' hours of the morning. Just easier to stumble in, sit down, take care of business and sneak back into bed without disturbing my sleep or that of the lucky woman who happens to be next to me.

Standing!

Standing!

Now that's comedy.

I'm REALLY disappointed in some of you.

I've NEVER been too drunk or tired to stand. However if I've had a few and I know I may swerve.....the bathtub is easy to hit!

 

(Because it's right next to the throne in my bathroom.)

Edited October 3, 20169 yr by OlDog75

Standing always, light off. My aim is perfect...............sometimes. :lol2:

 

However, I have one caveat, the light ALWAYS comes on when I have to go and Mr. Johnson is standing at attention. Sometimes I just go directly to the deck. :lol:

 

 

Come on man, this is something that happens to all us......and there is NO WAY you can stand 10 feet away and arc the flow to hit the bowl, then as the flow decreases you have to walk closer. Hell, this could be an Olympic sport. :lol2:

Not sure how true this is but I've heard a theory that when a man too often sits to pee he increases his chances of developing kidney stones because he's disrupting the proper flow that he'd have by standing, and stuff ain't flushing as properly out of the system as it should. :idunno: