I just threw up!

Totally appropriate for a toga

Totally appropriate for a toga

 

I'm thinking of @Bluto sitting there with mustard stains all over the front of him.

I use a yardstick to reach the on/off switch (on the wall) for the ceiling fan.

 

P.S. I'm sitting alone in my tightie-whities as I type this.

 

That's just plain resourceful.

I just threw up!

At least I have the decency to only do this when I'm alone.

At least I have the decency to only do this when I'm alone.

 

My dad met my sister's prom date dressed only in his tightie whitie's. Didn't even get out of his chair. Only words he spoke, "don't do anything stupid."

 

I felt really bad for her that day.

I pee outside whenever the opportunity presents itself.

...don't know where to start.....

 

How about trying to sell Miracle Salve?

No way I can narrow it down to one. No way.

 

I guess it depends on the audience. Among my brethren here in our own habitat, I'm nowhere near the most redneck. At a gathering of BGP members held outside of holler country, I would be one of the most redneck.

 

All about perspective.

 

One word.

 

Combination.

I use a yardstick to reach the on/off switch (on the wall) for the ceiling fan.

 

P.S. I'm sitting alone in my tightie-whities as I type this.

 

I sleep poorly enough. Thanks a milliion.

Two cars in the driveway that aren't running.

 

That's this guy. Although my 2 are VWs which softens it a bit.

 

Waving at other drivers.

 

I do this all the time. I don't want somebody mad at me because I didn't see them.

 

I pee outside whenever the opportunity presents itself.

 

Absolutely.

 

I also have an accent that is very elastic that will shift depending on the situation and folks I'm around.

I like my washed clothes drying outside on a line, even my boxers.

 

I don't like fabric softener. I like scratchy cotton towels, they wake you up after a shower..........every Wednesday!

 

My idea of dressing up is a clean polo shirt and jeans. I don't care if you're getting married or being laid out.

Shop at Wal-Mart. :lol:

The most hillbilly thing about me is my husband. :sssh:

 

Dude must be a saint….:walk:

I think most people have at least a pinch of redneck in them, and obviously some more than others, but what would you say is the most hillbilly thing about yourself?

 

For me, it's probably how I talk.

 

What say you?

 

I would have said it's that collection of UK hoodies.

Dude must be a saint….:walk:

Saint Cat