I'm going answer this in 3 categories: Serious, Neutral, & Goofy. You can answer however you want.

 

Serious: How many people I have influenced for the good

Neutral: How many times I have made someone laugh

Goofy: How many gallons of ice cream I have eaten

 

What say you?

Serious. How many times have I got through to my kids.

Neutral. How many times have I been correct on an issue.

Goofy. How many gallons of beer have I consumed.

Serious: How many times was my life in danger working for the Government only I had no idea about the danger

 

Neutral: How many times have I upset someone by shooting my mouth off

 

Goofy: How many times have I eaten at a Chinese Buffet

Serious: How many times did my kids actually learn something from me

Neutral: How many different people have I actually worked with

Nutty: How many times have I my wife and I enjoyed a laugh together

Serious: How many times did I tell the people that I love that I loved them

 

Neutral: How much did I listen instead of talking

 

Goofy: How much time I spent waiting in line

A: What percentage of my friends and family will say that I, when all is weighed in the balance, am a good person?

2: How many books have I read?

D: How many easy birdie putts have I "Billy Martined"?

A: What percentage of my friends and family will say that I, when all is weighed in the balance, am a good person?

2: How many books have I read?

D: How many easy birdie putts have I "Billy Martined"?

 

The serious answer to your silly questions would be ZERO...because you never have birdie putts to begin with.:popcorn:

Serious: How many times was my life in danger working for the Government only I had no idea about the danger

 

Neutral: How many times have I upset someone by shooting my mouth off

 

Goofy: How many times have I eaten at a Chinese Buffet

Serious: How many times I've had a hand in genuinely improving someone's life in some way.

 

Neutral: How much money I've spent on music...live and recorded.

 

Goofy: How many times I reeled in my line just as a giant fish was closing in to have a bite, or how many times I headed in from my tree stand moments before a monster buck headed right through my shooting lane.

 

Goofy: How many times have I eaten at a Chinese Buffet

 

I'm not sure I'd want to know that number. Far more than I'd be pleased with.

Serious - How many people I've let down, with or without knowing it?

 

Neutral - How many extra unpaid hours I've put into jobs because I showed up early or stayed late?

 

Goofy: How many beers I've drank in my life?

Good thread topic @Randy Parker. I always find it interesting that after all these years, BGP still comes up with some good random questions from time to time in the Break Room.

Neutral

How many quarters I wasted in video games.