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You vs. The Average American

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I am a better driver than the average American, I don't know about the other 3.

 

How average is average?

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Of course I say Yes to 1-4. :D

 

I'd love to meet one of the 9% who admits to not being in the top 50% of drivers. I always thought everyone thought themselves to be the best driver on the planet.

Am I smarter...Yes

Am I funnier...Yes

Am I a better driver...Yes

Am I better looking...You better believe it

Do I smell better...Probably not

 

Ditto.

If I could digitally smack you on the forehead I would.

 

After years of reading your posts and having had the good fortune to meet you let me say that I don't know about driving but the others are an ABSOLUTE YES.

 

Your opinion is void. :lol2:

 

We over rule you.

 

Y'all are nice, but wrong. I work with some people, and have friends (some of which are you guys) who stun me with their intelligence.

 

I MIGHT have a shot at funnier than average. My dad and my son were/are comedic geniuses. And some of you BGP peeps make me bust a gut.

 

Driving? Well, after several conversations on BGP, apparently I drive more slowly than the average. :lol2:

 

 

You can blame BGP for my realistic view of myself. :D

Better looking? No way. At best I am average. But...given I took the BMI test and came in at overweight, I'm going with no. :lol2:

Average American:

 

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Lawnboy is the average American?

Ah, BGP-land, where all the women are strong, the men are good-looking and all the children are above average.

Lawnboy is the average American?

 

I've got a little more meat on my bones then Billy Ray, plus I got more hair on my chest.

1. No, but I try.

2. Yes.

3. Yes, but I don't like driving in large cities more than necessary.

4. No.

Of course, saying "Yes" means you feel you are above average... But saying "No" doesn't necessarily mean you're below average.

After years of reading your posts and having had the good fortune to meet you let me say that I don't know about driving but the others are an ABSOLUTE YES.

 

Get a room.

Get a room.

 

His post might have actually gotten him a room at French Lick. :D

Nope

Nope

Nope

Hell Yeah – which generally helps earn a pass in all the others LOL

1. yes. A lot of morons out there

2. yes. even though @Clyde never gives me 'likes' for my funny comments.

3. yes. even though I don't think there are a ton of bad drivers, just a lot of distracted ones.

4. yes. this was a tough one. I find my self average but good looking for my age. Problem I have is Mrs. TAC is so hot, she looks like she under-married when we are out together.

Smarter than average? Yes

Funnier than average? Can be very funny at times, but pick my spots, so I'll say no.

Better driver? You better freaking believe it.

Better looking? I let others be the judge of that, so I'll say no and be happy when someone says yes.

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