allegedly stealing $3,000 in sausage

 

 

SAN ANTONIO – A San Antonio woman was arrested Monday, accused of stealing thousands of dollars worth of sausage from her job.

 

The question is, why would she want this much sausage?

Why wouldn't you want that much sausage?

Why wouldn't you want that much sausage?

 

Some women just can't get enough sausage. At least that's what @lawildcat said.

So many possibilities with this thread.

 

I'm a better man, though.

:popcorn: @lawildcat

You could throw one heck of a party with all that sausage. :lol2:

Paging Denzel.

 

#thoseweregoodtimes

Why wouldn't you want that much sausage?

 

You clearly are blissfully unaware of the bustling, but cutthroat deadly, bootleg sausage market.

So many possibilities with this thread.

 

I'm a better man, though.

 

Let your mind flow free @mcpapa...That's why I posted it, just for your comments.

So many possibilities with this thread.

 

I'm a better man, though.

 

Not me but I don't want to be suspended during HS Football season.

@BigVMan23 will be here shortly to pollute this one.

Meanwhile in Kim Carillo's back yard...

 

So do you smuggle that out in your pants or Johnny Cash style ?

I'm not saying a word...not one word! :sssh:

I'm not saying a word...not one word! :sssh:

 

Double dog dare you....