July 15, 201511 yr + Wallet must be in back left rear pocket. + Grandchildren needs over kids needs. + Always have peanut butter in the pantry. + TUMS is a staple, must be available at all times. + If you go to a steak house, order steak, a seafood restaurant, order seafood, etc. + ALWAYS pull the Republican Lever in a voting machine. + Always remember that anything on BGP is not a reason to get upset or revolve your life around. + and if someone cuts you off in their car it is ok to give them the one finger salute, even if the grandkids are in the car. hey think it is hilarious and always tell their parents or mimic it at the wrong time in their parents' eyes. Another pay back to your kids. They won't keep them from you either because grandparents are FREE babysitting. Fixed that for you BM, cause I KNOW it was an honest mistake on your part.:thumb:
July 15, 201511 yr Don't wear jean shorts. This a million times over. If you're a dude and wearing jean shorts, I will judge you. :lol2:
July 15, 201511 yr se7en's 7 rules of dressing up (some repeats) 1) Belt color matches shoe color 2) No white socks 3) Tie touches belt but does not surpass 4) Blue shirt on black pants or vice versa is an absolute no 5) Bottom button of vest/jacket always undone 6) If a shirt has collar-wing buttons and you're going to wear a tie, button those two buttons 7) Collar-wings always go under the sweater, never over top
July 15, 201511 yr This a million times over. If you're a dude and wearing jean shorts, I will judge you. :lol2: Its some of the women in jean shorts you have to worry about. :isurrender:
July 15, 201511 yr se7en's 7 rules of dressing up (some repeats) 1) Belt color matches shoe color 2) No white socks 3) Tie touches belt but does not surpass 4) Blue shirt on black pants or vice versa is an absolute no 5) Bottom button of vest/jacket always undone 6) If a shirt has collar-wing buttons and you're going to wear a tie, button those two buttons 7) Collar-wings always go under the sweater, never over top Sneaker color matches shirt color.
July 15, 201511 yr Always sleep with socks on. The 3rd thing I do every morning is floss my teeth. Pull weeds when ever I see them, wherever I am. On the rare occasion that I have the remote, I start at the very lowest channel, then flip through all until the highest.
July 15, 201511 yr Always be near a bathroom after eating sauerkraut.:wideyed: At my age it's "always be near a bathroom....period".
July 15, 201511 yr Its some of the women in jean shorts you have to worry about. :isurrender: And some of them that you also most look forward to.....
July 15, 201511 yr Always sleep with socks on. The 3rd thing I do every morning is floss my teeth. Pull weeds when ever I see them, wherever I am. On the rare occasion that I have the remote, I start at the very lowest channel, then flip through all until the highest. Ok that just reminded me of another rule. NEVER sleep with socks on.
July 15, 201511 yr Always read a book series in order (unlike a communist friend of mine from Maysville). Always check "likes received" before you check anything else when getting on BGP. Always go in the left side entrance at Wal-Mart/Meijer. Always open doors for others. Always make sure cash in the wallet is positioned in the same way (front of bill facing me & right side up) & then ordered from smallest bills in the front to largest bills in the back. Always keep your Getslow voodoo doll within arm's reach. I do the exact same thing... Do you have any extra Getslow voodoo dolls???
July 15, 201511 yr Do you have any extra Getslow voodoo dolls??? Getslow sent me a Randy voodoo doll. Looks kind of cute in the dress Getslow put him in, lol
July 16, 201511 yr This a million times over. If you're a dude and wearing jean shorts, I will judge you. :lol2: I've lost some weight lately and I'm able to get into some of my old clothes that I've not been able to wear in years. Frankly, the jorts are kind of calling me from a "just because they'll fit again" standpoint. There may be a mullet growth in my future, because, well, you can't wear jorts without a mullet.
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