Don't stick your tounge on the metal light post in winter. @Randy Parker.

Seriously..."You'll never be anything but trouble". Most motivating statement for me EVER! I may not have ever been an athlete, but I'm as fiercely competitive as any of the athletic greats.

"Do you think I'm talking to hear my head rattle?" (Which always made me wonder if it did indeed rattle??)

"Make sure you get your sheepskin."

Wait till your father gets home.

 

Scared the bejibbers out of me.

"Have fun, be safe, avoid stupid :poop:, and know I love you."

 

"Be sure to call me if you are going to be running late."

 

I cannot echo spindocs sentiment enough. Good Moms make the world go round!!! :thumb:

Wash your hands.

"Don't do anything to embarrass or shame yourself, your family name, or most importantly your God."

"Patience is a virtue."

I brought you into this world and I'll take you out of it.

"Never, ever trump your partner's ace."

My mother always told me, "a boy will say or do anything to get down your pants". Good advice that I have passed down to my daughter.

"I'm going to pull over the car and run into the field screaming." A response to us kids all acting crazy. Always made me laugh.

 

Also, "One day school is going to get challenging for you." She was wrong. :lol2:

...Whatever your brother wants to do when I'm not around, do the opposite.