July 6, 201412 yr 1. Any grocery shopping results in a baguette of bread or stalk of celery sticking out of a bag. 2. In any baseball movie as long as the batter knows what pitch is coming he can hit a home run. 3. In any football movie their will be arguing and discussion lasting over a minute in the huddle. 4. Any noise that occurs everywhere needs to be checked out by someone. 5. No matter if the city is New York or LA or Chicago the stake out guys always get a parking spot just across the street but a space or two down from the place they have under surveillance. Others?
July 6, 201412 yr Every Bond movie has some really hot girls and super cool toys! Probably off topic but....
July 6, 201412 yr 6. Whenever a search party is deployed, they always feel it is better to split up...despite how many bodies have already piled up. 7. When searching in the dark, a flashlight will inevitably fail approximately 20 seconds before it is truly needed.
July 6, 201412 yr Married couples always sit comfortably in bed and read for a while before going to bed.
July 6, 201412 yr After sex, everyone always wraps a blanket or sheet around themself for modesty to go to the bathroom.
July 6, 201412 yr Married couples always sit comfortably in bed and read for a while before going to bed. Movies should update that to playing candy crush and checking scores on their phones!
July 6, 201412 yr After sex' date=' everyone always wraps a blanket or sheet around themself for modesty to go to the bathroom.[/quote'] And many times they never take their bras off
July 6, 201412 yr Bad guys always have to check and make sure their gun is loaded. Good guys never run out of ammo...unless they are about to die
July 6, 201412 yr The black guy is going to die in the horror movie. Sometimes before the opening credits are done.
July 6, 201412 yr And many times they never take their bras off You're watching the wrong movies that have sex in them.
July 6, 201412 yr Nobody ever has an appointment. They storm past the secretary and they barge in. Lab reports come back THAT DAY. Unlike real world where we have to wait a week.
July 6, 201412 yr The black guy is going to die in the horror movie. Sometimes before the opening credits are done. We were watching the Jaws movie the other night--the one with the Jamaican guy who gets killed at the very end. I told my daughter he was getting ready to die and she asked how I knew. I told her that I'd seen the movie before, but also said that black dudes always get killed in horror movies. It's a rule they forgot to mention in the Scream series. My favorite black guy death of all time is when Jason punches the head off that boxer in Jason Takes Manhattan. :lol2: If I ever write a horror screenplay, I'm having a black guy hero and he'll kill the psycho in the end. Then in the last scene, he'll celebrate his survival by going to Taco Bell for a 10-pack of Doritos Locos Tacos.
July 6, 201412 yr When the pregnant lady goes into labor, she has the baby in less than 5 minutes. Always.
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