You know when you think about it there are signs that you have "Grown Up".

 

 

1. You realize that a sweater and jeans are not "being dressed up"

2. You say " I can't drink like I used to" rather than "I will never drink again"

3. Your potted plants are alive and you can't smoke them.

4. Your friends get married and divorced, rather than dating and breaking up.

5. There is more food in the fridge than beer.

6. You don't care what time McDonald's closes.

7. Eating a dozen wings at 3:00 am upsets your stomach rather thn settes it.

8. You can no longer nap from noon to 6:00

9. 6:00 am is the time you get up rather than go to bed.

I have more hair growing out of my ears than on my head.

10. Your new sports routine is watching your kids' games instead of watching the big game on TV with your buddies. (And you are fine with that.)

I have more hair growing out of my ears than on my head.

 

As someone going bald before 30, I feel your pain.

You're going to bed at 11pm instead of getting ready to go out.

You'd rather just have a couple beers on a Saturday night rather than a couple beers, a few jag bombs, cherry bombs, a few more beers, some irish car bombs, and then White Castles.

Your conversation with your buddies are more about work, mortgages, and kids.

When the stick was blue.

Your knees buckle, and your belt won't

When the stick was blue.

 

When you can no longer see your stick.

You are more excited about purchasing a lawn mower than a car.

When you start buying lunchmeat at the deli in the grocery store. :lol2:

Your arms are almost too short to read the Newspaper

The end of your tie comes no where near the top of your pants.

When "going out" consists of Cracker Barrell and a Redbox.