All that Redi-Whip and no one to share it with. What a shame for him. :sssh:

It's a wonder he wasn't dead from huffing that many cans of Redi-whip

 

Ah, okay. I wasn't aware that Redi-Whip was huffed. That makes a little more sense.

Because he in fact committed multiple crimes inside.

 

Again is it theft if he didnt leave the store yet, did they give him a chance to pay for it?

If he ate 6 steaks he can eat 57 cans of Redi-Whip. I do think he was huffing it and eating it.

57! And what did he put it on? I guess the birthday cake?

Huffing, we had a lady huff about 10 cans one day before someone saw her. She would get them and go into an empty aisle and get high.

Again is it theft if he didnt leave the store yet, did they give him a chance to pay for it?

 

You should be a public defender.

Again is it theft if he didnt leave the store yet, did they give him a chance to pay for it?

 

Why didn't he try to leave or call someone to alert them that he was in the store?

Again is it theft if he didnt leave the store yet, did they give him a chance to pay for it?

You don't have to give them a chance to pay for it, once merchandise is either consumed or concealed in KY you can arrest them for shoplifting. Even if they are still in the store.

So, to surmise the important stuff. Huffing Rediwhip gives you munchies to the nth degree. Good to know.

Maybe he got locked in accidentally and went into survival mode. Who knows how long he may have been locked in there. He was just eating the bare minimum to survive. He should be all over the news how he survived a night all alone and how lucky he was to be rescued.

Love the smirk on his face!

I am not an expert here but could the chemicals inside the can have provided him with some type of high?

 

Yes, there is nitrous oxide inside the can. He was inhaling it to get high.

So you guys are saying the next time I go to Speedway and grab me a fountain drink, I can be arrested if I start drinking it while in line? Good God, I've stolen a couple hundred times in my life. Who knew!

So you guys are saying the next time I go to Speedway and grab me a fountain drink, I can be arrested if I start drinking it while in line? Good God, I've stolen a couple hundred times in my life. Who knew!

 

Dont tell me you and I are on the same page on something, are you secretly slipping those omega 3's into my drink or something?

Love the smirk on his face!

 

That's not a smirk, it's a WHIPPED high!