"...so then I said 'rectum, damn near killed him'!"

Ref #1: He tried to tell me to call holding.

 

Ref #2: Not in the Fort we don't.

Ref #1: Even his shorts are high waters. And look at his socks.

 

Coach: What's so funny?

Dale: Dont laugh. Blue socks are the new black.

"Just fill that water bottle with this much bourbon before I ref this game."

Dale: I can't hear what you said. My rings are all clanging together.

Dale: You guys like me, right?

"and then UK#1fan said..."

Ref 1: "Play Highlands," they said.

Ref 2: "It'd be a good game," they said.

"then this guru guy says 'Highlands is going to be down this year' and people believed him"

All 5 guys are so fast - You can't penalize what you can't see!

Then we told Larry we'll give one half then it's over...

Ref: so this Purple95 guy says they aren't gassed.

 

Dale: you can't play 18 against 50!!!!

Dale: "Really, all my players are from Ft. Thomas."