35Bird

Marcel Marceau sang the National Anthem. Teller of Penn and Teller sang God Bless America before the 4th quarter.

That game was absolute garbage. A no-call by the official could have decided the game.

They say that married men live longer. That is not strictly true. It just feels longer. If no one gets hurt while playing Bye, CovCath will be ready next week as they enter district play. One always has to be concerned with trap games like this, though.

Defeating Bye is as tough as defeating Silver Grove and OLP.

CovCath would have to consider a tie with Bye a moral victory. Any team should.

7 Cov Cath 5 New Miami (OH) 3 Holmes 2 Campbell County 1 Carroll County 1st Tiebreaker Cov Cath

Oldbird, I may have you beat in this category. Trust me.

They open the season against Our Lady of Providence.

What about Silver Grove?

Anyone but Emery.

All extra points had to be 2-point conversions. It was a fun game. If you are a good boy, I will tell you a story when we meet again. And I paid for my 35 a long time ago. Anything missing from last year is not my fault.

I was just echoing FTBigBird that a full-length field would not go in. And there are no 3's in 120; just a 1, a 2 and a 0. Wha...?

Due to overnight rain (can't chew up the big field) and Labor Day (can't play the usual Monday), we played our JV game one Saturday morning against Cov Cath in Death Valley. After kick-offs, the ball was placed 20 yards back to account for the 80-yard field. I don't see how a full field can be put down there.

I'm sure that it is the biggest, fastest, most athletic scoreboard of all time, yet it stands on the giant shoulders of the scoreboards that came before it. I like JumBIRDtron, by the way.

Last season, FTBIGBIRD joked on this site with me that my team from 30 years ago should play his team from 20 years ago. He opined that we would quickly fill all the ambulances in town. I thought that we would fill all of the hearses in town. Risky stuff, but if you want to take the risk, go ahead on.

Kool-Aid. Blue Kool-Aid. Powerade is a PED (Performance Enhancing Drink) and is banned by the KHSAA.

Wait a minute -- folks are arguing that the best football is NOT played in their part of the Commonwealth???? What happened to the BGP I used to love?

Why aren't NC basketball waterboys allowed to be football waterboys?

Chuck Smith can do all of these at the same time.

I've heard a terrible rumor about some of the waterboys. Apple. Orange. Grape. That's right .... juicing.

Doc, note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod. I stole this from Games magazine. A regular feature was a list of palindromes given by Doctor Rotcod.

I'm surprised "Atomic Dog", because of how much it is sampled by everyone else, is not on this list.

"Oh, I wish you were Highlands."

Birdsfan, It is almost as if one them played against the BIRDS in a State Championship game.