All kidding aside, don't go too hard on Coach T. This is supposed to be fun:

Officer: What do you have to say to the report that you instructed eleven teenagers to forcefully throw an individual to the ground and take this ball?

 

Coach: Was his knee down?

"Is this your ball that landed in the 89 year old woman's yard?"

The folks down at St. X wanted you to sign their 2008 State Championship Football too.

Look coach, if you want that speeding ticket to disappear than my boy starts from now on.................

That football seems to be overinflated.

I'll show you my football if you show me yours.

"Is this your ball that landed in the 89 year old woman's yard?"

 

WINNER!! :laugh:

No officer these boys did not lift all these footballs from Walmart!

"Coach, You can't keep trying to steal the other teams balls." "I am not going to O.K. a ball for your team that has "Ryle" branded on it."

Mr. Officer these ball were yellow when I got them out of the bag.

Officer - "Coach I understand you want to win but using a smaller football isn't legal".

 

Coach - "But Officer I need to use a smaller football I just picked up Chris Perry and its the only size football he can hold onto."

Trooper: Coach is this ball yours?

Coach: Yeah.

Trooper: You'll need to come with me, sir. We've been tracking this ball since it left Bogot'a, and it's NOT filled with air.

I'm going to be nice, but if you saw the movie "The Zohan" you know what I'm thinking.

All kidding aside, don't go too hard on Coach T. This is supposed to be fun:

No sir officer, the sticky substance on the ball did not come from #40. Check his gloves, they are perfectly clean.:lol: