"Sorry, Retarded." great words of Peter Griffith.

When will people quit asking me if I know Matt Young?

For the land of the free and the home of the" what is the next part?"

This is what I get after modeling to be the Guru's Avatar.

Oh great, now they're going to post my picture on BGP again because we missed that call.

(the sound of gargling...)

Man, I hope there's no one from BluegrassPreps at this game.....

"Our heavenly Father please don't let any of our calls tonight end up in a 'Question for an official' thread on BGP. Amen."

Bless me Father for I have sinned....................

Oh no, I've got the microphone but forgot my whistle.

I have got a serious case of mud butt! Aww man, that was wet.

Did ya see how high the flag went? Did ya, huh?

Again, be nice to the Ref:

Let me see, how many points did I give up on this game???

No words, just daydream of circus music and mechanical monkeys banging brass cymbals.

Uh...Gee Coach Thompson, I don't know why I threw that flag. Give me a minute...It'll come to me.