August 16, 200818 yr Found this today..... Billy Clyde Gillispie Facts: In a recruiting fight between Coach K. and Billy D., BCG wins. BCG met every high school coach in America. Twice. BCG does not go recruiting because the word recruit infers the possibility of failure. BCG goes signing. If you can see BCG, he is recruiting you. If you can’t see BCG you may be only seconds away from from signing a LOI. When Ricky P. goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for BCG. There are no recruits on mars. BCG checked. BCG invented text messaging. BCG didn’t leave his Christmas tree up until June. He rescheduled Christmas so it didn’t interfere with his recruiting. BCG does not sleep. He waits. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 800 AD. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered BCG” The coaching population divides into two groups, those who fear BCG and BCG. There is no list of recruits at other schools. Just a list of prospects BCG has allowed them to talk to. BCG’s blood type is B+. Blue Positive. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, BCG lives in Lexington. If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not BCG. BCG is 1/8th Basketball. He ate one 2 years ago. In High school, Billy Clyde was voted “Most likely to make Rick Pitino cry”. Billy G taught Chuck Norris everything he knows, and Chuck to this day refers to him as coach.
August 17, 200818 yr Most of these came from the Chuck Norris jokes that came out, they just have BCG and some other things about basketball substituted but still pretty funny
August 17, 200818 yr If he is such a good recruiter, why does UK still not have any post players besides the one that Tubby started recruiting?
August 17, 200818 yr If he is such a good recruiter, why does UK still not have any post players besides the one that Tubby started recruiting? Wow is all I can say.
August 17, 200818 yr If he is such a good recruiter, why does UK still not have any post players besides the one that Tubby started recruiting?Its Tubby's fault.
August 17, 200818 yr It is AMAZING how fast something so tounge in cheek becomes Tubby-Talk with some people..... That was some funny stuff, Jumper Dad! Good job!
August 17, 200818 yr It is AMAZING how fast something so tounge in cheek becomes Tubby-Talk with some people..... That was some funny stuff, Jumper Dad! Good job! Its Tubby's fault. Wow is all I can say. ^Theres one in every group... You guys just hate the truth.:lol::lol::lol::lol:
August 17, 200818 yr If the truth is we can never be rid of talking about Tubby, his recruits, comparissons endlessly, and never, ever just letting something go, guess you've got us. The truth is, the program has to be basically rebuilt to even resemble it's old self and BCG is using what was left to him, a shortened recruiting season (last year) and late relationships developed in this first full recruiting season to start down that path. THERE is the truth you so love. And, besides all that, the posting that Jumper Dad put on here is STILL funny.
August 17, 200818 yr :thumb:I think this is hilarious. Makes me look at Billy G a whole new way. Even after reading this I can't believe he coached Chuck Norris.(#18)
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