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A Franklin, Ky., Circuit Court judge sided with a devilishly clever argument and ruled in favor of Duke University yesterday in a breach of contract lawsuit brought forth by the University of Louisville.

 

Judge Phillip J. Shepherd agreed with Duke’s lawyers — the football team is so bad that any replacement would do.

 

U of L sued Duke for $450,000 — or a series with another Atlantic Coast Conference opponent — after the Blue Devils backed out of a four-game football contract with three dates remaining.

 

The contract called for a penalty of $150,000 per game if a date with a “team of similar stature” could not be arranged.

 

Duke’s lawyers argued the Blue Devils, which have a record of 6-45 over the past five seasons, were so bad that any team would be a suitable replacement.

 

Judge Shepherd agreed in his summary

 

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A Franklin, Ky., Circuit Court judge sided with a devilishly clever argument and ruled in favor of Duke University yesterday in a breach of contract lawsuit brought forth by the University of Louisville.

 

Judge Phillip J. Shepherd agreed with Duke’s lawyers — the football team is so bad that any replacement would do.

 

U of L sued Duke for $450,000 — or a series with another Atlantic Coast Conference opponent — after the Blue Devils backed out of a four-game football contract with three dates remaining.

 

The contract called for a penalty of $150,000 per game if a date with a “team of similar stature” could not be arranged.

 

Duke’s lawyers argued the Blue Devils, which have a record of 6-45 over the past five seasons, were so bad that any team would be a suitable replacement.

 

Judge Shepherd agreed in his summary

 

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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:laugh: What's even better is that it took a judge to determine this? I thought that Duke was supposed to be known for academics, evidently not any kind of math ....:eek:...6-45! I think that he may be smarter than a 5th grader.:lol:

 

 

This thread is hilarious, great stuff.

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