April 9, 200818 yr I just called the local hospital. They won't update Banana Tree Jr.'s condition. They say we must contact the next of kin. BF - that doesn't sound good. The crime scene photos are gruesome. Is there any hope for Jr? Its that stupid HIPPA again! Health Insurance for Potted Plants Act.
April 9, 200818 yr Banana trees from all over the world have weighed in with their opinion. Our thoughts go out to our young cousin Before breaking out on my own, I too grew up in a pot. Just senseless. Fibberdy Flabber!! Back in my day, we didn't grow up in pots. We were planted in the back yard along with the other plants and we survived! And we liked it because we were uneducated morons!
April 9, 200818 yr Author Is there any hope for Jr?He was air-lifted to a nearby greenhouse. He's currently on root support. :cry:
April 9, 200818 yr Author Where do I call? I think I just spotted him outside my door!:scared: Is he dangerous? What should I do for protection? Is there a reward?:sssh: I would suggest taking all due caution. This guy is nuts!
April 9, 200818 yr Beer drinking squirrels, banana trees being uprooted, we live in a world of chaos.
April 9, 200818 yr He was air-lifted to a nearby greenhouse. He's currently on root support. :cry: I'm now hearing something about a candle light vigil. Also, people are lining up at the local "Red Plant" donation center, bringing in fertilizer in honor of Jr
April 9, 200818 yr Squirrel the Bounty hunter and son Squirrel Lee have been called in to track the perp down. And neighborhood watch programs and started to aid in the capture of the perp.
April 9, 200818 yr Author (Just for the record: The pictures above are real; I didn't stage it. Have no idea what did it.)
April 9, 200818 yr Where do I call? I think I just spotted him outside my door!:scared: Is he dangerous? What should I do for protection? Is there a reward?:sssh: I think you will be safe, I ran over him this morning, he was on the side of the road eating a banana split!!!!
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