The conservatives will love this e mail I got today and the liberals will go into a tizzy.

 

"Subject: Resignation Speech

> If Bush resigned today, this is what his speech might sound like..............

> > Normally, I start these things out by saying 'My Fellow Americans.' Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.

> I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution, let me assure you: There's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.

>

> The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up. I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too darned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.

> Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in the tank. And that's despite record numbers of homeowners, including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we're mentioning minorities, I'll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high. Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton administration. I've mentioned all those things before, but it doesn't sink in.

> > Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these markets. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too darnstupid to realize that gas prices are high because there's increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security.

> We face real threats in the world.

> Don't give me this 'blood for oil' crap. If I were trading blood for oil I would've already seized Iraq 's oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don't give me this 'Bush Lied; People Died' crap either. If I were the liar you take me for, I could've easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'discovered.' Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty.

>

> Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office. Clinton established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did you?

> You need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to out spend and out-tech them.

>

> That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill you, and they're all over the globe. You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor.'

>

> Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.

> Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, you might just as well FedEx a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.

> > In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over the Internet, It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter. Most of you would rather watch American Idol or Dancing with the Stars.

> I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid to leave a city that's below sea level and has a Category 5 hurricane approaching.

> I could say more about your idiotic belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.

> So, I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream of) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.

> > Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too.

> That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it - you can have her. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there are just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.

> So that's it.

> God bless what's left of America .."

>

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I was really praying that he would never give that speech right up until the part where he said that Cheney was leaving too. Then I started to pray that he really would give this speech. He can't get back to Crawford fast enough. The sad part is that there are some people that would believe the manure in that speech, just not nearly enough to send our beloved country down the rathole that the backers of that speech would send it.

What's to be mad about? I don't feel at though Bush considers me a "fellow American". I'm either with him or against him, right? I am sure that he thinks that Americans are stupid...of course, he makes us look good globally himself. He is so in tune with the whole "gas prices" issue that he doesn't even know what it actually costs.

 

Too bad that we don't live in a society where we can be RESPECTED for believing differently from others. If we don't agree, we are selfish, stupid and un-american.

Boo hoo. Poor, mistreated W. He's run the country into a ditch and now he's fed up because everyone's so mean to him.

The conservatives will love this e mail I got today and the liberals will go into a tizzy.

 

 

 

And another thing: If it weren't for the fact that he panders to evangelicals and goes around starting wars, GWB himself would be considered a big-government liberal.

 

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The fact that Pelosi is that close to the Presidency is really scary.

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Originally Posted by leatherneck

The conservatives will love this e mail I got today and the liberals will go into a tizzy.

 

Nosterdamus had nothing on you LN. Hook, line and sinker. :thumb:

I thought some of this is funny. I did not like the reference to the Hurricane Katrina tragedy.

The fact that Pelosi is that close to the Presidency is really scary.

 

Really scary!!:scared:

Boo hoo. Poor, mistreated W. He's run the country into a ditch and now he's fed up because everyone's so mean to him.

 

You are just annoyed that it is largely true.

I thought some of this is funny. I did not like the reference to the Hurricane Katrina tragedy.

 

I thought that particularly poor taste, myself.

Typical neocon drivel ...

You are just annoyed that it is largely true.

 

Oh, really? For my money there is more truth in H's post than that entire rant.

I thought some of this is funny. I did not like the reference to the Hurricane Katrina tragedy.

 

Could've been done without, but there is some unfortunate truth in it as well. For those that could leave and simply chose not to. But I agree it was unnecessary.

He's run the country into a ditch and now he's fed up because everyone's so mean to him.

 

How did he run the country into a ditch?