Chuck Norris often donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Chuck Norris often donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

 

So true :lol:

If Chuck Norris is running late, time better slow the heck down.

If Chuck Norris is running late, time better slow the heck down.

 

:laugh: it better slow down.

Chuck Norris is THE MAN.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, he does not get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'ed.

 

Maybe my favorite one here

THe Boogie Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

 

 

Wrap your head around that one.

 

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

 

 

Wrap your head around that one.

 

That is great right there.:laugh:

Chuck Norris has never arrived at a red stop light. They are always green when he arrives because they know better.

Chuck Norris killed Dumbledore.

Chuck Norris does not go on walks. Chuck Norris goes on patrol.

Chuck Norris killed Dumbledore.

 

:lol: