December 25, 200718 yr You quoted yourself? Are you going to start talking in the 4th person now? :lol: Rocket and steve are one in the same....:creepy:
December 25, 200718 yr A city named a street in honor of Chuck Norris. They had to change the name back after 8 pedestrians were killed on the street...because no one crosses Chuck Norris. OR Tom Brady can throw a football pretty far, but Chuck Norris can throw Tom Brady even farther.
December 25, 200718 yr Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. When he returned, they were just called the Islands.
December 25, 200718 yr Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
December 25, 200718 yr Chuck Norris doesn’t churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
December 25, 200718 yr Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
December 26, 200718 yr When Chuck Norris was 8 years old, he raped Michael Jackson. I am going to go out on a limb here and say ones like this is the REASON why Chuck Norris has filed this lawsuit. I wouldn't want ones like this using my name out in publication either.
December 26, 200718 yr I am going to go out on a limb here and say ones like this is the REASON why Chuck Norris has filed this lawsuit. I wouldn't want ones like this using my name out in publication either. I found that on a website that was posted in the first post. That was one of the cleanest ones. It just made me laugh so I posted it.:lol:
December 28, 200718 yr Chuck Norris will never "kick the bucket", instead he will obliterate the bucket, becoming the first person to live forever, keeping the world safe from alien invasions. Ever heard of someone killing two birds with one stone? Chuck Norris kills entire species. Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks are actually 3 mph faster than the speed of light. Light could go faster, but it knows who the boss is. Chuck Norris can play ping pong with an ironing board and a watermelon He once killed one stone with two birds.
December 28, 200718 yr During a high school algebra exam, Chuck Norris once answered every question with the word "Violence." Chuck Norris got an A+ b/c Chuck Norris answers all problems with violence. Chuck Norris's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd b/c nobody fools Chuck Norris.
December 28, 200718 yr Chuck Norris is 1/8 Indian....it has nothing to do with his ancestors...the man ate a freaking Indian. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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