December 3, 200718 yr :lol::lol::lol: "My mom, told my dad, to tell me!" If you are named Jared and not a former UK player my dad has no clue about you.
December 3, 200718 yr I went to Jared and he gave me two tickets to the Giants game----good enough honey?
December 3, 200718 yr I hate those commercials just like I hate the "Every kiss begins with K" commercials.
December 3, 200718 yr I hate those commercials just like I hate the "Every kiss begins with K" commercials. :thumb:
December 3, 200718 yr Agreed, they make me just want to punch that punk for going to Jared and being creative. BLA BLA BLA.
December 3, 200718 yr I plan on coming home on Christmas Eve with a footlong Subway Club on white and say "honey, I went to Jared". :lol::lol::lol:
December 4, 200718 yr These are worse than the Head-on commercials, my wife thinks they are horrible as well.
December 4, 200718 yr This has been posted on BGP before, but the current thread seemed appropriate: A group of girlfriends go on vacation and see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "for women only." Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you're looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's on that floor. The only rule is, once you leave a floor, you can't return to it." The women talk it over and decide to go for it. They start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are kind and sensitive." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so again they head for the stairs. The friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there are still two more floors so......... So on to the fourth floor, and this sign seems perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight." The women are really pleased, but they decide that they would rather see what the FIFTH floor has to offer before they settle. When they reach the fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is simply no way to please a woman."
December 4, 200718 yr This has been posted on BGP before, but the current thread seemed appropriate: A group of girlfriends go on vacation and see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "for women only." Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you're looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's on that floor. The only rule is, once you leave a floor, you can't return to it." The women talk it over and decide to go for it. They start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are kind and sensitive." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so again they head for the stairs. The friends move up to the third floor where the sign reads "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there are still two more floors so......... So on to the fourth floor, and this sign seems perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight." The women are really pleased, but they decide that they would rather see what the FIFTH floor has to offer before they settle. When they reach the fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is simply no way to please a woman." So true.
December 4, 200718 yr This is one of my top 5 most hated commercials. I pretty much hate unfunny commercials for a hobby. Cool huh?
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