The circus needs to hire this woman when she gets out of jail.

 

Woman with pistol in vagina charged with unlawful carry

Was it loaded?

Was it loaded?

 

Yes

Thought there was another story about a similar case a few years ago? Some folks got pretty creative with their comments. I expect nothing less this time!

Good thing she wasn't trying to conceal a shotgun.

There's something fishy about this story.

This gives a whole new meaning to the question "Was the gun cocked?"

There is a scene in the new Netflix series Narcos that comes to mind...

I'm still trying to figure out the mechanics of this. That's some woman.

That's quite a holster...

I hope she used FrogLube

All joking aside, people are crazy. In what kind of altered state would you have to be in order to think this was a good idea? Also, why did she stash it there?

She should have been in Austin Powers, because she is TRUELY the original Alotta Fagina.

I guess that would be a true ambidextrous holster.

A few years a go local undercover detective made a drug buy, raid a few minutes later couldn't find the over $2000 used for the buy...let's just say it was found during intake at the jail after a squat and cough.