You can have your ashes put into shotgun shells or rifle or pistol cartridges. Then your friends and family can hunt with those shells or use them in a 21 gun salute.

 

No lie... Holy Smoke

That settles it.

Oh, I also request that my grave be marked with a bench rather than traditional headstone. I want to folks to have a spot where they can sit and visit for a few minutes if they ever stop by my gravesite.

 

We're getting a bench for my Dad's grave. My mom goes there frequently and it would be really nice for her.

Here's my first choice:

 

One scam involved with cremation if you also have an open funeral...the casket "Rental". The one we went to the rental fee for a casket for a few hours use was enough to buy the cheapest casket for sale at the funeral home.

 

No way rental of a casket should cost that much.

 

You know they depreciate 50% as soon as you drive them off the lot

Cremated with an urn engraved with "spindoc sucks". That's about it... :lol2:

You know they depreciate 50% as soon as you drive them off the lot

 

True Dat!

I am focused on my dad right now. I know that he wants this song:

 

The Old Rugged Cross:

 

 

1. On a hill far away stood an old rugged cross,
   The emblem of suff’ring and shame;
   And I love that old cross where the Dearest and Best
   For a world of lost sinners was slain.
    
   
   • Refrain:
     So I’ll cherish the old rugged cross,
     Till my trophies at last I lay down;
     I will cling to the old rugged cross,
     And exchange it someday for a crown.
     

 

[*]Oh, that old rugged cross, so despised by the world,

Has a wondrous attraction for me;

For the dear Lamb of God left His glory above

To bear it to dark Calvary.

[*]In that old rugged cross, stained with blood so divine,

A wondrous beauty I see,

For ’twas on that old cross Jesus suffered and died,

To pardon and sanctify me.

[*]To the old rugged cross I will ever be true;

Its shame and reproach gladly bear;

Then He’ll call me someday to my home far away,

Where His glory forever I’ll share.

Randy Parker has been planning Getslow(s) demise for years.

 

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I will insist on cremation and if there's any redeeming useful organs left in me....have at em!

 

No church necessary...just a friends farm willing to host a few folks.

 

Memorial service with plenty of pics, a few good speakers who will inject a lot of humor into the service. And one heckuva party afterwards. Pig roast preferably and required dress to service will be hawiiain shirts and sandals ( if I pass and it's cold out, have service in June on my birthday ).

 

Ashes to be spread at a few beaches the family and I have enjoyed over the years. And there will be $$$ left over for a 1 yr anniversary death and 5yr party. Lives in my book are meant to be celebrated! Only tear jerker tune will be Amazing Grace (pipes and drums ofcourse) followed by "Dance to the Music," and many other quality tunes the family, friends, and I have enjoyed together!

Yeah. Gonna need "Freebird" on an extended loop for when I kiss concrete.