July 10, 201412 yr RIP, Sheriff Taylor. Andy Griffith Dies at 86 | TheBlaze.com Well, at least we still have Barney Fife.
July 10, 201412 yr Reds just drafted some catcher from Oklahoma in the 2nd round. I'm sure he'll be a better option than Johnny Edwards, but I'm really excited about this Carbo guy they took in the 1st round.
July 10, 201412 yr Author OK, maybe I should have checked the date before reposting, but I couldn't help it... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD! Now to all my "friends" who graciously pointed out my oversight: We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even.
July 10, 201412 yr This thread has been a really nice distraction and supports what I've always believed, BGP members are very creative and entertaining.
July 10, 201412 yr OK, maybe I should have checked the date before reposting, but I couldn't help it... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD! Now to all my "friends" who graciously pointed out my oversight: We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even. "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
July 10, 201412 yr OK, maybe I should have checked the date before reposting, but I couldn't help it... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD! Oh, Jake... Jake, honey...
July 11, 201412 yr "In other news, a Jewish rabbi claimed to have been raised from the dead...that story and our top 10 plays of the day after this."
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