Here ya go:

"I can't swim!"

Get off my boat

Come back, cuz. I don't know what I was thinking.

"Buck up sister, just like the 6 year old kid had to when his Dad pushed him down the skate board ramp"

How divorced is finalized on Lake Cumberland.

This is what happens when you drink the last beer on my boat.

"That's it? Get outta here."

"So that's what Mama meant about watch out for men wearing visors!"

Gas, grass, or ***! You're outta here

"I said no mayo!"

In my Purple Pride voice: She gone.

In my Purple Pride voice: She gone.

 

Dumb of me I know, but your response brought this tune to mind.

 

......

 

She evidently ate Cheerio's in bed.

The best diet I ever went on -- lost 125 pounds and got the boat to myself.