April 30, 201412 yr Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton This'll get old at some point. But until then...
April 30, 201412 yr He's going to see some creative signs next year on the road. Well, we'll see them on t.v. anyway. Hopefully some of their games involve College GameDay.
April 30, 201412 yr Multiple Choice Question. Did he... A. Get to keep crab legs? B. Eat the Crab Legs before the police came? C. Did he just have to pay $30, for $32 Crab Legs? D. All of the Above
April 30, 201412 yr He said to the police he just forgot to pay. Yeah right. That's what's known as a Leake.
April 30, 201412 yr In other news, FSU announces that crab legs are now considered a 'snack' by Emmert and the NCAA and perfectly legal for athletes to enjoy. But, once you dip them in butter, it becomes a meal.
April 30, 201412 yr So...had he shoplifted imitation crab meat...would he have gotten a pretend fine?:idunno:
April 30, 201412 yr The issue here is that he tried to steal the legs while the crab was still alive. It's now an assault charge. I hope his shell fish allergy kicks in right in the middle of his next interview.
April 30, 201412 yr Naw, I don't steal plus I am allergic to shellfish. :lol2: Noted. Just in case Duke wins the 2015 National Championship, and you get out of hand on BGP. :sssh::wave:
May 1, 201412 yr Noted. Just in case Duke wins the 2035 National Championship, and you get out of hand on BGP. :sssh::wave: Fixed it for you
May 1, 201412 yr At least Peter Warrick stole nice things from Dillards! Not some crawfish and crab legs.
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