April 30, 201412 yr Arrested for shoplifting crab legs from a Publix. Someone tweeted that the he claimed the crab legs leaving the store was consensual.
April 30, 201412 yr Author Is this true or were you just setting up the joke? True. http://www.tomahawknation.com/2014/4/30/5668004/jameis-winston-arrested-shoplifting-crab-legs-publix
April 30, 201412 yr Author Patrick Southern @patricksouthern 2m RT @TheFalcoholic: Scouts are now questioning if Teddy Bridgewater even loves crab legs enough to steal them.
April 30, 201412 yr If I'm a student with football tickets at any number of ACC schools, me and my friends are starting construction of a giant paper mache crab as soon as school starts in the fall...
April 30, 201412 yr Author Is this true or were you just setting up the joke? The funniest part of this is not that I'd make it up to set up punch lines (I would) but that I would use CRAB LEGS in the setup.
April 30, 201412 yr The funniest part of this is not that I'd make it up to set up punch lines (I would) but that I would use CRAB LEGS in the setup. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt in my consideration that your comedy mind was "advanced" and I was trying to catch up. Honestly I was just waiting for the seafood and the legs to be part of a much grander punch line at Jameis' expense regarding his earlier troubles that I'm not smart enough to craft.
April 30, 201412 yr The article posted has been updated to Winston being issued a citation, not arrested.
April 30, 201412 yr Author Paul Finebaum @finebaum 34s In honor of Jameis Winston, we'll be doing our show today live from Red Lobster.
April 30, 201412 yr Author Ol' QWERTY Bast...@TheDiLLon1 4m ESPN presents 30 for 30: Get Crabs or Die Trying, the Jameis Winston Story
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