Jailed for being too good at sex

[doomer]

If the guy gets parole will this be sentencus interruptus?

[BigVMan23]

If he starts his sentence before he is required to...will that be "premature incarceration"?:idunno:

[nkypete]

I think 12 out 12 of those neighbors were jealous because they were NOT as good at sex and their girlfriends/wives were giving them grief over it.

[KentuckyJoe]

In my early 20s I dated a girl who lived in condo across from skyline chili behind nku and we had several complaints lol

[BigVMan23]

In my early 20s I dated a girl who lived in condo across from skyline chili behind nku and we had several complaints lol

 

Several complaints? What, yall were going over getting loaded on Skyline chili and coming back stinking up the joint?:idunno: Have to be more specific.:lol:

[75center]

I think 12 out 12 of those neighbors were jealous because they were NOT as good at sex and their girlfriends/wives were giving them grief over it.

 

Or maybe all of a sudden some of those loud sounds started to sound familiar.

[Wireman]

I'm going to have to grow a beard and change my identity smh

[Hellbird]

I'm a drummer and have built noise reduction rooms. Good thing or I'd probably be in jail now...Mentsch lives only 5 doors down, he'd be the first on the phone calling the cops.

[Clyde]

Sadly, mine would just be a misdemeanor and I'd end up in small claims court.

[mexitucky]

Sadly, mine would just be a misdemeanor and I'd end up in small claims court.

 

My hearing would be right after yours. Can't have it all.

[mcpapa]

BGP is getting too racy.

 

RANDY IS JUST A LITTLE KID, PEOPLE!

 

...a warped demon child who feeds on making me miserable BUT A CHILD NONETHELESS!

 

You can't be exposing him to stuff like this.

 

He said exposing.

[mcpapa]

Boy I'm glad this is finally happening to other people, I'm tired of carrying this burden alone.

 

A cross we have to bear.

[mcpapa]

Sadly, mine would just be a misdemeanor and I'd end up in small claims court.

 

The old joke "assault with a dead weapon" comes to mind.

[Getslow]

He said exposing.

 

I'm not going to hit the like button on that, just because I don't want it to possibly be construed that I like "exposing"... but I'll just tell you that I really thought that was funny.

[mcpapa]

I'm not going to hit the like button on that, just because I don't want it to possibly be construed that I like "exposing"... but I'll just tell you that I really thought that was funny.

 

We're gonna have to come up with an "I really liked your post but I don't want everyone to think I'm a perv" option.