Chuck Smith doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. Under a microscope, you'll find that his blood cells all have tiny football helmets on them, and they use their helmets to knock the crap out of viruses. Chuck never gets sick.

Chuck Norris asked Chuck Smith permission to be an assistant coach and Smith told him be couldn't handle it.

After only weeks at the helm at MC...Chuck Smith leaves as the winningest coach in school history.

Chuck Smith becomes the most hated coach at MC to never coach. Mad Cent now even hates Chuck Norris.

The only time Chuck Smith was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

Chuck Smith is the only coach in history to win 2 state titles in 2014 coaching 2 teams-Chuck Smith doesn't quit anything.

Chuck Smith never accepted the Madison Central job, he called to accept the Boyle County job before it was open - Chuck Smith doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

If Chuck Smith coaches a county school, it immediately becomes an independent school because Chuck Smith is Independent of everything.

Chuck Smith was going to coach both, Madison Central and Boyle County, but Jullian Tackett wouldn't allow it for two reasons:

1. If the two teams met, it would have to end in a tie, because no one beats Chuck Smith, not even Chuck Smith.

2. He could't imagine what would happen if Chuck Smith shook hands with Chuck Smith after a game, football, as we know it, may end.

Chuck P (Petrino) Smith is the only coach in the world that could have won as many games as he lost in his first go-round with MC. After such an accomplishment, I understand why he bolted for Danville. Way to go CPS!!

Chuck Smith can go home again.

Chuck Smith took a page from Chuck Strong's book on Commitment.

The devil sells his soul to Chuck Smith.

Chuck Smith doesn't move...the town moves for Chuck Smith.

Chuck Smith wears a T Shirt that says:

 

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