Get a room...

 

Emily Craig, Shaun Bowden Allegedly Have Sex At Home Depot

There are some hilarious one liners in that story.

 

After learning that

-- "You Can Do It, We Can Help" -- is apparently a lie, the couple was booked into the Charleston County Detention Center, WCSC reported.

Dude was just wanting to lay some wood.

"Clean up in Aisle 4"

She doesn't exactly look sorry in her mug shot...

He was just demonstrating the drill press, whats the big deal.

"You can do it, we can help"

So many one liners available.

"You can do it, we can help"

 

Do you read the posts above you first?

" I found the pipe cleaners"

They must have been in the "Do It Yourself" section.

Do you read the posts above you first?

 

I glanced but didn't see it. My bad boss, didn't realize it was such a panty buncher.

Rumor has it the girl is now threatening to sue Home Depot, citing their Customer Satisfaction Guarantee.

They were checking construction of the outbuilding looking for ideas for one they plan to build.

 

He wants to use power nailed studs but she wants tongue in groove.