August 23, 201313 yr They forgot sweaty, 5'8" in your face, overplaying on defense guy or Sweaty Fat Guy that always insist on being "Skins".
August 23, 201313 yr 6'8" who shoots nothing but 3's is bad, but 6'8" "but can't play at all" guy is even worse.
August 23, 201313 yr Author "My coach didn't send my tapes in..." lol Love that guy at every park in America.
August 23, 201313 yr I've made a career out of being the guy who misses every shot but banks in the game winner and then walks off the court like I am Brandon Hatton. #swag That's the guy I refuse to guard very tough, and then everybody gets mad at me cuz he makes the game winner. :lol2:
August 23, 201313 yr That's the guy I refuse to guard very tough, and then everybody gets mad at me cuz he makes the game winner. :lol2: That's all part of the plan. I use the whole game to set up an open look in a clutch situation.
August 23, 201313 yr Most of these were pretty spot-on & funny. Although I've never had an encounter with NBA guy (or whatever his name was). I'd most certainly be the Coach guy, even though I've never coached. I just like to boss people around.
August 23, 201313 yr That video is spot on. Don't forget the 5'8 post guy. That's me... If you're my height or shorter, you don't stand a chance guarding me in the paint.
August 25, 201313 yr That video is spot on. Don't forget the 5'8 post guy. He has to play in the post since 6'8" is shooting fade away threes. It's almost like 6'8" thinks he's too dominant to play close to the hoop.
August 25, 201313 yr He has to play in the post since 6'8" is shooting fade away threes. It's almost like 6'8" thinks he's too dominant to play close to the hoop. Exactly. When the tall guy takes over my shooting guard position, I have no choice but to take over in the paint. :irked:
August 25, 201313 yr Exactly. When the tall guy takes over my shooting guard position, I have no choice but to take over in the paint. :irked: As a decently tall fella, let me say this: If i'm 4-7 inches taller than you, and know I can just post you up and go over you every time, I won't do it. (That is, until you start talking trash or make me mad!) If we're just playing a pickup game and the teams are uneven for some odd reason and I'm guarded by a midget, i'm secure enough in my manhood to play a 15 foot-perimeter game, I don't need to prove anything by taking a 5'7" guy to town in the paint, I'll try to make it a little less lopsided.
August 25, 201313 yr As a decently tall fella, let me say this: If i'm 4-7 inches taller than you, and know I can just post you up and go over you every time, I won't do it. (That is, until you start talking trash or make me mad!) If we're just playing a pickup game and the teams are uneven for some odd reason and I'm guarded by a midget, i'm secure enough in my manhood to play a 15 foot-perimeter game, I don't need to prove anything by taking a 5'7" guy to town in the paint, I'll try to make it a little less lopsided. That's fair. My beef is with the big guys who have people their size guarding them that REFUSE to go in the paint. :lol2:
August 25, 201313 yr I am the 5'8 guy who posts up, if you are a guard also good luck stopping my post moves!
August 26, 201313 yr Or the guy who didn't play in HS because he wanted to work on his HS golf game but thinks every possession during rec league is his own personal highlight opportunity.
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