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I Have Failed My Son

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At dinner tonight completely out of left field my 19-yr-old said "What the hell is a tractor pull?"

 

Wow. Might as well say "how do you throw a baseball, Dad?"

 

 

Kids from the 'burbs!

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The local county fairs thank you. There is going to be a boost in attendance this year.

 

I explained that the country fair has a contest where tractors with suped up engines see how far they can pull things. He said "Then what?"

 

No good answer to that so I said "That's when you go get some corn on the cob."

I explained that the country fair has a contest where tractors with suped up engines see how far they can pull things. He said "Then what?"

 

:lol: Sounds like a smart guy. If I were you I would have been terrified with an enthusiastic response to that description. :lol:

:lol: :lol:

 

My 12 year old refused to go to the fair one night because all of his buddies wanted to go to the tractor pull. I did good. Yes. I did good. :lol:

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Does the boy know about clogging and demolition derby?

 

 

Nope. He's never seen either.

 

I used to check out the demolition derby out at Northern KY Speedway in Union after the regular races. Still can smell that dirt.

"That's when you go get some corn on the cob."

 

I did good. Yes. I did good. :lol:

 

:lol:

Does the boy know about clogging and demolition derby?

 

One of my brothers and I took his oldest son to a demolition derby a few years back when he was 2 1/2. My nephew was horrified initially (by the sound of the derby destruction...not by the fair-goers), but then each time we'd walk him away from the arena he'd pitch a fit and want to go back in. He didn't know which took precedence: the destruction, or how frightening the noises were to him. It was hilarious.

I must confess...I have been 19 a couple of times and then some. I really don't know exactly what goes on at a tractor pull. I do however know what a tractor is, so I could make a guess...:sssh:

I explained that the country fair has a contest where tractors with suped up engines see how far they can pull things. He said "Then what?"

 

No good answer to that so I said "That's when you go get some corn on the cob."

 

Add a funnel cake and a fried pork sandwich and you have the county fair trifecta.

City geeks. None of you have raised your own hog either for the 4H to auction at the end? By the way, you get more bang for your buck down these parts in an election year.

 

No lawnmower races either?

City geeks. None of you have raised your own hog either for the 4H to auction at the end? By the way, you get more bang for your buck down these parts in an election year.

 

No lawnmower races either?

 

I watched an episode of Auction Hunters the other night; they found two racing lawnmowers in a storage unit. Big bucks.

 

And one of Elizabeth's classmates from high school pretty much funded her college by raising and then selling livestock at the Germantown Fair.

Awe man Clyde had I know this earlier I could have fixed up my other Demo Derby car for him to run at a fair, Im sure he would enjoy it. I have to admit, I grew up at the county fairs. From raising pigs and vegtables to demo derby cars. Never much into tractor pulls or truck pulls, but I could watch them.

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