January 28, 201115 yr One for the way today is going..... "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk bone underwear." Norm Peterson
January 28, 201115 yr From Taxi, one of the great sitcoms. "What does a yellow light mean?" - Reverend Jim http://www.ugoto.com/video_taxi__what_does_a_yellow_light_mean.html
January 28, 201115 yr From Taxi, one of the great sitcoms. "What does a yellow light mean?" - Reverend Jim http://www.ugoto.com/video_taxi__what_does_a_yellow_light_mean.html It's hard to believe that clip is 30 years old. Still makes me laugh 'til I cry.
January 29, 201115 yr A fool and his money are soon elected. Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. All quotes by Will Rogers
January 31, 201115 yr Author One for the way today is going..... "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk bone underwear." Norm Peterson So many good one liners from that show!
January 31, 201115 yr "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about"-Oscar Wilde
February 1, 201115 yr "Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving about three or four things a day unsaid." - Harlan Miller (I could say the same thing about message boards).
February 1, 201115 yr "The psychotic says two and two are five, and the neurotic knows two and two are four and hates it." - Gordon Gammack
February 1, 201115 yr Author Quoting a letter that Mike Ranney wrote to him, "I cherish the memory of a question my grandson asked me the other day, when he said: 'Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?' Grandpa said, "No. But I served in a company of heroes." ~ Major Dick Winters - Portrayed in Band of Brothers "You can tell the leaders, they're at the front, they're observers, they're always looking out for the guys. The kids who are leaders make good choices, think quickly, have good instintcs, figure things out for themselves; they don't wait to be told. They can read people and situations." ~ William "Wild Bill Guarnere (from his book that him and Babe Heffron wrote together). Portrayed in Band of Brothers.
February 2, 201115 yr "Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." - Ronald Reagan
April 11, 201412 yr "Never tell a child, 'You have a soul.' Teach him, 'You are a soul; you have a body." - George MacDonald "I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work, the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no ‘brief candle’ to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got hold of for the moment; and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations." - George Bernard Shaw "Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." - Frank Sinatra
April 11, 201412 yr "To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem." -Douglas Adams "The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of Conservatives is to prevent mistakes from being corrected." -G.K. Chesterton
April 11, 201412 yr "Now you got me hopped up on that pusher love...so hungry I'm in the drive thru baby...You're my lunch...I'm runnin' for the border baby...Roll me up....Cause all I want is you baby...a number 8 one more time." - Fat Jason & The Timberlakes (Pusher Love Taco: Soft Shell version)
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