Lets hear it.

Nope, no football there.

Cough!

Backfield in motion...

Congratulations, ... it's a boy!!!

This might cause a little discomfort.

From Blazing Saddles "It's twue, it's twue"

Hold still, I know my whistle's in there somewhere.

Okeafor: Remember your breathing exercises! He he he, Ho ho ho

Ref: Okay I need you to puuuuuush puuuuuush!

 

A while later...

 

Ref: It appears you all have a new little baby Cardinal.

Hold still Im trying to adjust your cup.

Hold still, I know my whistle's in there somewhere.

 

My favorite!

Ref-I know it's in there somewhere.

Im the referee and I say I go first at Leap Frog !!!! Now get off !!!

Im the referee and I say I go first at Leap Frog !!!! Now get off !!!

 

Good one.

The player on the other players back says to the ref "that ain't my cup"