I like this one:

Thank you JESUSAhh!

So this is a football.

OK KIDS! Now for my next trick watch closely as I make this football levitate.

Deamons be GONE.

HOT POTATO!

If the South Carolina/LSU ref can do it...

Your getting sleepy.....:sleep:

Wow, I shouldn't have that last drink before I came onto the field.

Dwight Clark? Who is that? I'll show you how it's done, son!!

Montana lines up at the five...and on third-down-and-three he rolls right, looking to throw...looking to throw...and he throws into the end zone...Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown, San Francisco, by Dwight Clark!

If that one ref can tackle the QB then I should be able to get a pick!!!

"Ok lets see, they said if I look at the bottom and find a sticker of a star, I win a prize.....ooooh yeah...I WIN!!!"

Those who can't play....REF!!! (just kidding)

You use soft hands and arms extended away from the body for the perfect reception. This is the LAST TIME i am showing you receivers how to catch.