Clemens "bulked up" with something else...

[Eta Rho]

If you pitch a complete game that lasts longer than four hours, you should seek immediate medical help.

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[steelcurtain]

People considering pitching on viagra must see a doctor to detemine if they are healthy enough for pitching activity.

[ScarHeel]

Good stuff guys.

[GO CATS]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Youth Coach]

This thread is hilarious. Not to dampen the levity, but I actually had Little Leaguers arguing over wearing Clemens' number just 2 years ago...really sad how far he has fallen.

[jdbaker12]

So that's how Roger Clemens threw his fastball so HARD.

[Wireman]

No wonder the balls appeared smaller than regulation size when they left the mound.

[MJAlltheWay24]

This thread has "classic" written all over it.

[stick1]

I thought he looked more confident at the plate in Houston when he marched up there packing his lumber!

[sportsfan41]

Seriously I can just imagine the court trial,

 

Miss Jane Doe- Is it true that you had an affair with Roger Clemens in which he impressed you several times with his "stamina, and longevity"

 

Clearly jury this man has been using some sort of "performance enhancing drugs".

[Pat Dad]

A lot thought that Roger couldn't come back and play, but he stayed rigid on the mound and maintained the strike zone.

[oldrambler]

I remember when "getting up" for the game used to be kind of a spritual thing.

[oldrambler]

Too easy...

Yep......

Oh My....

Yep......:lol:

Excuse me, folks, but I'm going to need to see your bad joke licenses.

Just wondering, have you had yours renewed?

If you pitch a complete game that lasts longer than four hours, you should seek immediate medical help.

 

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Absolutely the best one on here....winner, winner chicken dinner!!! :dancingpa:flame:

[Panther091]

If you pitch a complete game that lasts longer than four hours, you should seek immediate medical help.

 

:banana: Falling out of my chair laughing!! Thanks, my co-workers all looked over at me to make sure I was ok.