June 10, 200818 yr If you pitch a complete game that lasts longer than four hours, you should seek immediate medical help. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
June 10, 200818 yr People considering pitching on viagra must see a doctor to detemine if they are healthy enough for pitching activity.
June 11, 200818 yr This thread is hilarious. Not to dampen the levity, but I actually had Little Leaguers arguing over wearing Clemens' number just 2 years ago...really sad how far he has fallen.
June 11, 200818 yr No wonder the balls appeared smaller than regulation size when they left the mound.
June 12, 200818 yr I thought he looked more confident at the plate in Houston when he marched up there packing his lumber!
June 12, 200818 yr Seriously I can just imagine the court trial, Miss Jane Doe- Is it true that you had an affair with Roger Clemens in which he impressed you several times with his "stamina, and longevity" Clearly jury this man has been using some sort of "performance enhancing drugs".
June 12, 200818 yr A lot thought that Roger couldn't come back and play, but he stayed rigid on the mound and maintained the strike zone.
June 12, 200818 yr Too easy... Yep...... Oh My.... Yep......:lol: Excuse me, folks, but I'm going to need to see your bad joke licenses. Just wondering, have you had yours renewed? If you pitch a complete game that lasts longer than four hours, you should seek immediate medical help. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Absolutely the best one on here....winner, winner chicken dinner!!! :dancingpa:flame:
June 12, 200818 yr If you pitch a complete game that lasts longer than four hours, you should seek immediate medical help. :banana: Falling out of my chair laughing!! Thanks, my co-workers all looked over at me to make sure I was ok.
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