Watusi Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 I rear-ended a car this morning. I was drinking coffee and not paying attention, totally my fault. So there we were alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car. And you know how you just get so stressed sometimes in certain situations? And sometimes your inappropriate reaction to that is to see everything as funny? Well this guy gets out of his car and he was a dwarf. I couldn't believe it, but somehow it made me have to stifle a laugh. I know it was dumb and childish on my part, but I absolutely couldn't help it and the more I tried to hold it in, the worse the urge to laugh was. Then on top of that he storms over, very very angry, and looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY". I lost it. And so I looked down and said "Well then, which one are you?" And that is when the fight started. :eek:
katbird Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 I rear-ended a car this morning. I was drinking coffee and not paying attention, totally my fault. So there we were alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car. And you know how you just get so stressed sometimes in certain situations? And sometimes your inappropriate reaction to that is to see everything as funny? Well this guy gets out of his car and he was a dwarf. I couldn't believe it, but somehow it made me have to stifle a laugh. I know it was dumb and childish on my part, but I absolutely couldn't help it and the more I tried to hold it in, the worse the urge to laugh was. Then on top of that he storms over, very very angry, and looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY". I lost it. And so I looked down and said "Well then, which one are you?" And that is when the fight started. :eek: You did not...........:lol::lol::lol:
Panther091 Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 Wow, that just made my morning! That's the funniest story I've heard in quite some time... Now did this seriously happen or is it a joke?? I hope that it really happended but I tend to be gullible at times
spindoc Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 That's the funniest thing I've read on here in a while!!!!! Good luck 2C. I'll guess you may be in for it, the guy likely has 6 brothers!:lol:
bugatti Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 That's the funniest thing I've read on here in a while!!!!! Good luck 2C. I'll guess you may be in for it, the guy likely has 6 brothers!:lol: And a sleepy suga momma.
threetimelover Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 OMG!!!! This better be a made-up story, toots! You sound like Will Farrell as Buddy the Elf--whispering"...he's an angry elf."
leatherneck Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 I rear-ended a car this morning. I was drinking coffee and not paying attention, totally my fault. So there we were alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car. And you know how you just get so stressed sometimes in certain situations? And sometimes your inappropriate reaction to that is to see everything as funny? Well this guy gets out of his car and he was a dwarf. I couldn't believe it, but somehow it made me have to stifle a laugh. I know it was dumb and childish on my part, but I absolutely couldn't help it and the more I tried to hold it in, the worse the urge to laugh was. Then on top of that he storms over, very very angry, and looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY". I lost it. And so I looked down and said "Well then, which one are you?" And that is when the fight started. :eek: Thanks Toots. I was here until about midnight last night and haven't gotten much sleep this week at all. I was feeling miserable and grumpy. Then you made this post and got me to chuckle. I needed that. I wouldn't worry too much about a suit. Any jury is going to laugh when you tell them your story and feel sympathy towards you.
spindoc Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 Thanks Toots. I was here until about midnight last night and haven't gotten much sleep this week at all. I was feeling miserable and grumpy. Then you made this post and got me to chuckle. I needed that. I wouldn't worry too much about a suit. Any jury is going to laugh when you tell them your story and feel sympathy towards you. Just as long as he doesn't use the words "Grumpy, Dopey, or Doc in his opening statement".
theguru Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 I am in tears. Tell me that really didn't happen 2C?
nkysportslegend Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 That is priceless, I hope it is a true story.
Guest Bluto Posted March 27, 2008 Posted March 27, 2008 That's the best telling of that joke that I've heard; you set it up VERY well!! Bravo!!! :thumb:
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