February 23, 200818 yr "I thought this wireless plan was unlimited minutes with NO PENALTIES. " Nice job, my brother.
February 23, 200818 yr "No. Seriously. $750k. I ain't lyin'. Gotta go. Got to act like I had to think long and hard about taking this money. Ok. Cool. Of course the next rounds on me. Seriously I've gotta go. Sure "can you hear me now" Like I haven't heard that one a thousand times." Hello, Bobby, this is Kelvin. So, how serious are they about that whole "No Tolerance" thing? "I thought this wireless plan was unlimited minutes with NO PENALTIES. " All three of these are good ones.....:thumb:
February 23, 200818 yr Can you blee dat? Da took away ma cell phone. Oh yeah mom. Can I borrow 10 bucks?
February 23, 200818 yr "So Mitch, I hear Gillespie is going to ditch you for Oklahoma State, interested in being on probation for the next 8 years?"
February 23, 200818 yr "Hello Bob, is that offer to go fishing still stand, I have some free time and $750,000 dollars to spend :lol:, the trip is on me.":thumb:
February 23, 200818 yr "Hello Bob, is that offer to go fishing still stand, I have some free time and $750,000 dollars to spend :lol:, the trip is on me.":thumb: :laugh: Wait another week, and call me Kelvin...It's going to take me that long to quit laughing.:laugh::laugh::laugh:
February 23, 200818 yr operator : "do you choose to receive a collect call from" "coach Sampson not supposed to use my phone so I'm calling collect but do not accept the call or someone might find out and I may lose my job and we don't want that because i want you at Indiana because Indiana is a great school and were goin the distance your the missing piece and Indiana has real lovely.........beeeeeep"
February 23, 200818 yr They cannot track this recruiting call. So how are you Mr. Darius Miller. Want to come to Indiana instead of UK?
February 23, 200818 yr Got one more.... "Hello, is this Texas Tech Athletic Department. I'm calling to see, if you've filled the spot, since I heard you've had a coach leave. No, I don't have a chair, several phones but no chair....why would you ask"
February 23, 200818 yr "Hey Dusty, Kelvin Sampson here. I heard what happened at UK....can't believe you got kicked off for laughing....tough break. That BCG must really be a jerk to say those things to you. So umm, I really don't remember you in high school.....how tall are you? Excuse me....I thought you said 5'-8". What's that? You did say 5'-8".....ummmm hold on, I'm getting another call."
February 23, 200818 yr Author Coach: "Operator, I'd like to make a ..." Operator: "Sir, your time is up. The party on the other line has ended your connection. Please deposit $500,000"
February 23, 200818 yr Author "Hello, Verizon, will my rollover minutes follow me to another area code?"
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