....I walked outside to take my dogs out and the snot froze instantly inside my nose. ?

 

How about y'all? It's so cold....

It's so cold, I had to chip a fart off of my pants.

I saw 2 dogs trying to jump start the same rabbit!

Fingers on a shovel are extra cold today.

It's 12:15.  Still in my PJ's.  Not guilty a bit.

It's so cold Frosty built a bonfire.

8 minutes ago, nkypete said:

It's 12:15.  Still in my PJ's.  Not guilty a bit.

Yep.  Pretty good chance I won't even make it outside today.  

The wind chill is brutal.  I did see one of my neighbors out jogging, very impressive.  He told me he didn't know how long he would last. 

It's so cold the Devil put on his ice skates.

 

 

It's so cold dry ice won't go outside.

It's so cold Chuck Smith had to put on a hoody. 

1 hour ago, theguru said:

It's so cold Chuck Smith had to put on a hoody. 

THERE it is!!

Shoveled the walk after I clocked out of work and as soon as the wind blew, instant, massive headache.  Like brain freeze on HGH.

It's not that bad if you're built for it,  runcible like ~

It's so cold Money Mac can't kick.