...what would be the appropriate symbolic gift and statement of greeting in the remaining 49 states?

 

How about in other countries that you first arrive in?

Mexico would have to be a sombrero and "hola", right?

In KY - a shot of bourbon and "Cheers"

Mexico would have to be a sombrero and "hola", right?

 

Right.

 

And similarly, in Colombia when you get off the plane, they hand you 8 balloons of cocaine and tell you, "Swallow these and get back on the plane. Don't ask any questions and your family will be alive when you get home."

In Texas they should hand you a ribeye, medium-rare, and explain to you that their state capitol building is larger than the US capitol building.

In Colorado, you can't even see what they put around your neck because of that familar haze in the air.

In KY - a shot of bourbon and "Cheers"

 

I would say a referee shirt/whistle and "that's a foul"!

In KY - a shot of bourbon and "Cheers"

 

Your's might be the appropriate one, but we all know it'd evolved to a can of beer, followed by "Y'all come in and make yourself comfy." :lol2:

Mexico would have to be a sombrero and "hola", right?

 

Last time we went it was a shot of tequila.

A camo Realtree hat, complete with oversized fishing hook on one side of the pre-frayed bill and a "hey y'all" from any number of southern states.

Edited March 28, 20179 yr by SnottieDrippen

In Florida, they should give you the sex offender registry so you can protect yourself.

North Carolina would just hand you your complimentary degree from UNC.

 

Indiana would give you Corn one year and Soybeans the next.

KY.... Paint the back of your neck red.

Your's might be the appropriate one, but we all know it'd evolved to a can of beer, followed by "Y'all come in and make yourself comfy." :lol2:

 

Sounds like my family from Mississippi.

Greetings from the Ville