December 27, 20169 yr Spencer Pratt. It's a bet I had with a buddy dating back to high school. He's still my guy, although he isn't much of a celebrity anymore.
December 28, 20169 yr Breaking: Rolling Stones Guitarist Keith Richards Found Still Alive - New Roman Times WESTON – In a startling development for the Rock n Roll community, world famous Rolling Stones guitarist and songwriter Keith Richards was found alive on Wednesday. Crew members said they found his animated body sitting beside an amp, picking at a guitar and murmuring some incomprehensible melody. Shocked but elated, the roadies took Richards back to the dressing rooms and covered his old broken body with designer scarves and skull rings. “It’s astounding” said longtime Rolling Stones roadie Steve Kruger, “to find him in this state is…well, it’s unexpected to say the least.” Richards, the grizzly-faced guitarist long thought to be the most likely person on the planet to next kick the bucket, was noodling on a 5-string fender when he was found miraculously still conscious. “At first I thought it was some 200-year old giant turtle that crawled in here, or a wrinkly sack of potatoes with somebody inside,” recalled Kruger. “But no! There he was, strumming away on a few opening chords to ‘Start Me Up.’ What I was seeing looked awful, but unmistakable. When I realized it was Keith, I thought it might be one of those holograms like they created for Michael Jackson and 2Pac at Bonnaroo music fest a few years back. But then I touched him and he screamed ‘what the hell do you want!?’, and I knew.” Figuring that they might as well use him, the Stones management has decided to continue taking him on the road. “People still want to see him perform,” said Kruger. “And they’ll pay good money to see their favorite corpse up onstage, especially if he’s moving around and kind of sort of acting like it’s all still fresh and sexy. So now it’s kind of like we’re touring with some old museum piece, or your grandma’s music box, handed down from generation to generation, still spitting out a tune,” said Kruger. “And I’ll tell ya, Keith still makes a good noise.”
December 28, 20169 yr Rick Parfitt Possibly the Most Obscure reference of 2016.....Had to look him up. Looks like the guy is a walking heart attack, however, I did find this: stating in a 2014 interview that he had not smoked cannabis for 27 years and had not used cocaine for 10 I think he'll make it to Sunday....
December 28, 20169 yr Shocked Mick Jagger and Keith Richards are still here, and Steven Tyler. They're permanently embalmed!
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