Someone I know looked out their backdoor 2 nights ago and saw 5 or 6 clowns sitting in a field behind their house just staring at his house. Around 1 Am.

 

"Clowns" as in 5 or 6 idiots...or 5-6 guys actually dressed as clowns?

Laser sights make those disappear.

 

But now you have created a new problem. You have to clean up a bunch of clown poop.

"Clowns" as in 5 or 6 idiots...or 5-6 guys actually dressed as clowns?

 

They were dressed up as clowns, like the ones people have been seeing.

They were dressed up as clowns, like the ones people have been seeing.

 

Wow...this is just getting stupid. I'm actually surprised some hasn't been shot already.

It's only a matter of time.

If this did start out as some sort of stunt to drum up buzz on some movie like some suggest, it's gone past that. People are now doing it cause they know it freaks people out. Not smart, but then the world is full of idiots.

Shot or not shot, someone is most assuredly going to catch a beating in one of these get-ups, and if it turns out the clown-pulp is under 16, that adult that did the kicking is going to have to answer a lot of questions they shouldn't have to.

See, you don't have to squeeze the trigger when you put the dot on them. They know what comes next. We can call it a clown relocation program.

How old is 16 in clown years hahaha

...but seriously, my wife would run over one.

...but seriously, my wife would run over one.

 

A friend of mine would too, clowns terrify her. She loves haunted houses, UNLESS, they have clowns, then she won't go near them.

A friend of mine would too, clowns terrify her. She loves haunted houses, UNLESS, they have clowns, then she won't go near them.

Exactly. My wife is terrified of clowns and snakes.

...but seriously, my wife would run over one.

 

Even Bozo and Clarabelle?

A friend of mine would too, clowns terrify her. She loves haunted houses, UNLESS, they have clowns, then she won't go near them.

 

Well gosh, what self respecting haunted house DOESN'T have a couple of "killer clowns" in the mix?:idunno:

Clown question: My dad, who is 60 and grew up in the 60s/70s, thinks clowns are fun. He also hasn't watched any popular movie in like 25 years. I'm 35 and think they are creepy, mostly because of the Stephen King movie IT. So is there an age gap that is the line of demarcation for people who like clowns and people who don't?