NKYknowitall Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Clown sightings in South Carolina: Creepy details released - CBS News Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
75center Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Sounds like a group of teenagers messing with people's heads. At least I hope that's what it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodsrider Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Only good clown is a dead clown. Especially one lurking around in the woods. That movie IT would have been over in 5 mins if I saw that freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugatti Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Eliminate the threat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wireman Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Time to go sniper mode and hide in the woods. Then pop up on them and teach them what it's like to be scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spindoc Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Time to go sniper mode and hide in the woods. Then pop up on them and teach them what it's like to be scared. With paintball guns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wireman Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 With paintball guns I should have clarified...I don't want to murder them with Barrett .50 caliber. I just meant be hiding in the woods and pop up on them and scare them half to death. But I like the paintball guns too. I also like the idea of digging a pit in the trail and covering it with branches and leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NKYknowitall Posted September 1, 2016 Author Share Posted September 1, 2016 Apparently they're taking it pretty serious because of the reports that are being filed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MentschTrachtGottLacht Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 You could copy and paste that article into "The Onion" and it would fit right in. Bizarro stuff....right down to "....clowns escaped in a car. Not known how many clowns were in there." Is this real life? The getaway "Clown Car"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spindoc Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 You could copy and paste that article into "The Onion" and it would fit right in. Bizarro stuff....right down to "....clowns escaped in a car. Not known how many clowns were in there." Is this real life? The getaway "Clown Car"? They must have been wearing jerseys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NKYknowitall Posted September 1, 2016 Author Share Posted September 1, 2016 You could copy and paste that article into "The Onion" and it would fit right in. Bizarro stuff....right down to "....clowns escaped in a car. Not known how many clowns were in there." Is this real life? The getaway "Clown Car"? I agree but it's happening in real life so idk of the onion would have that. Then again, I've never checked The Onion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OlDog75 Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 They must have been wearing jerseys. Probably Ohio State jerseys. Sorry, I just could not pass that up......I'm so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habib Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 This is bizarre and the greatest thing I've read today. I'm sending it to everyone. :lol2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleluck55 Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 I should have clarified...I don't want to murder them with Barrett .50 caliber. I just meant be hiding in the woods and pop up on them and scare them half to death. But I like the paintball guns too. I also like the idea of digging a pit in the trail and covering it with branches and leaves. Or you could just taze them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wireman Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Or you could just taze them. Something tells me these are the types of guys who might like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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