I got cut during tryouts for the middle school basketball team every year and gave it up after that.

 

This! The wife still makes fun of me about the time I tried to roller blade.

I did the same. Nearly killed myself.

Baseball. I can't hit to save my life.

 

Same here. Fast, slow, curve, straight; it didn't matter.

Basketball. Love it. Terrible at it.

Basketball. Love it. Terrible at it.

 

You tryin' to hoop?

I am a failure at just about every sport due to my intense fear of balls flying towards my face.

I am a failure at just about every sport due to my intense fear of balls flying towards my face.

Then pool is your game. Balls with long sticks and lots of pockets.

I am a failure at just about every sport due to my intense fear of balls flying towards my face.

 

And you're married? How'd you manage that?

I can hold my own in most sports. Not super good anything, but decent at most. I'd probably say soccer, simply because I've never tried because it's awful.

Anything I played on an organized team I was at least decent, thankfully.

 

Agreed. Never played anything organized that I sucked at.

 

I will go with golf, even though that isn't a team sport necessarily.

And you're married? How'd you manage that?

 

much softer balls...

Golf easily; I've tried to get better, but every spring I play a few rounds and realize I still hate the game and it hates me.

And you're married? How'd you manage that?

Boo.:stop:

I can hold my own in most sports. Not super good anything, but decent at most. I'd probably say soccer, simply because I've never tried because it's awful.

 

Played soccer until I was in 4th grade, then manned up and switched to football.

much softer balls...

 

Nerf balls?